textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

darling-everythingsonfire:

Dianna, seriously.

darling-everythingsonfire:

An olive and an arrow in the back

she leaves me breathless

and she’ll kick me when I’m down.

She leaves me hoping

that my love won’t show.

‘Cause I know she’ll give me

an olive and an arrow.

hotforphysics:

My favourite part of the 90s was shitting my pants without any consequences 

nintendoggystyle:

i miss being a fetus